PORN ISN’T AN ADDICTION IT’S A FUCKING WAY OF LIFE SCREWHEADS!!! :P

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You’ll be attacked by Evil, Punk, Demons, GARGOYLES ESPECIALLY, Babes, Ghosts,

Tits, Vampires, \M/etal,
Grafiks, My Soul, Naked Chicks, Blood, Gore, Horror, Sixties Muscle Cars, Ships,
Galaxies, DA MOON, Robots, Books, Magazines, My Cat Sweet Lil’ Chick Bug Face,

Shitload of Toys, Pop, \M/etal Muzak, Mooore Naked Babes,
Stuff AND +++ MORE +++ PUNK FUCKING ROCK… Run away while you still can…

Or…

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Welcøme Tø my H3LL!!!

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I listen to:
I read: THE FUCKING KICK ASS RING!!! Samara MY LOOOOOOVE!!! >3 >3 >3

I watch: I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN H3LL 2009 MWAHAHAHA DAMN RIGHT FRENZY FUCKING HILRARIOUS!!!
I play: Neverwinter Nights
Food: BBQ Chicken
Weather: 13°
Temp
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Yes I’ll tell you WHY THE FUCK in the following lines…

First started whe my Bro and myself discovered Dad’s BADLY hidden Playboy Magazines. I was 9 years old Patrice 6. We stole 2 of them to hide in our Cabin in the Trees and were taking our turns to go Jerk Off in there… LOL

Cum blasting #1.

Was getting up late @ Night to watch those Grain a few image intercutted with Coloful Snow Storms #Erotic Flicks on #TV…

Cum Shot #2.

Then Teenage came aboard and the Classics from the 70s came slapping [well SPANKING rather :D] me and my Buddies. Each year we did a Xmas and New Years Eve PARTY with walls of Beer cases, Metal & Punk BLASTING LOUD and XXX playing on TV…

Cum Explosion #3

I enjoyed my 4 years in Europe. BEST EXPERIENCE OF MY DAMN MAD MENTAL LIFE WAS THE FUCKING AMSTERDAMNED RED LIGHT DISTRICT OOOHHH H3LL YEAH!!! I spent BILLIONS on those whores, was going every w33dkend the 8 months I was there so it’s a NASTY Total of 30 times. I BANGED THE H3LL outta those LUSCIOUS BEAUTIES!!! 😀

Cum Bliss #4

Came back here in 1997 and Consumed Internet Porn ÜBER OFTEN… In 2014 my Life was COMPLETE!!! I discovered the GLORIOUS MARVE THAT Pornhub is!!! Nirvana EVERYDAY for alsmost 4 years STRAIGHT!!! YAY!!! 😀

AN INSANE BUNCH OF CUM SHOTS well exactly 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 AKA π. YES THIS SITE IS FUCKING PROVIDENCE for a Damn Jerk Off SEX ADDICT like I am!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! 😀 😀 😀

Man I ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ this Spot Online… 😉

I'm LUCKY I don't Work because my CHROME History is SCARY!!! ROTFLMFAO!!! 😛

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Let’s watch my WHOLE TIMES FAVORITES!!! 😉

My ALL TIMES FAVORITE PORN FILM IS THIS!!! Olivia Saint = DROOL AS FUCK CUM LIKE H3LL BLISS WAY OUTTA HERE!!!

Piper Perri playing Harley Quinn??? DAMN RIGHT BABY!!! Love this Teen Blonde like a FOOL!!! 😀

THE QUEEN OF PORN Sasha Grey is. LUXURE PURE JUICY LUXURE Bitch is!!!

Man Misty Dawn is my TOP Suicide Girls!!! This one’s a RIOT!!!

Charlie Laine and her Buddies Jerk the Fuxk Of at the pool. Pure Heart Attack Material!!! X_X ❤ ❤ ❤ X_X

Nici Dee DAMN OHHH Nici Dee!!! ❤ ❤ ❤

She reminds me of Vanessa Hudgens. O_o

They say DON’T FUCK IN THE WOODS I totally DISAGREE!!! LOL

AND THIS IS A DOOR TO A BLACK HOLE LITTERALLY!!! OLIVIA SAINT MAN FTW!!!:D

THAT’S SOME CRAZY HARCORE SHIT!!! BONDAGE FTW YAAAWWWRRR!!! ❤ ❤ ❤

And I'll close this Shit with a few picts…

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So if it’s an Addiction I’M IN A FUCKING MAD LOAD OF TROUBLE!!! LOL 😀 😀 😀

Till Next Fuck, CYA AND PUFF PUFF PASS & CHEERS BITCHES!!!

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Grafiks, My Soul, Naked Chicks, Blood, Gore, Horror, Sixties Muscle Cars, Ships,
Galaxies, DA MOON, Robots, Books, Magazines, My Cat Sweet Lil’ Chick Bug Face, Shitload of Toys, Pop, \M/etal Muzak, Mooore Naked Babes,
Stuff AND +++ MORE +++ PUNK FUCKING ROCK… Run away while you still can… Or…

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Welcøme Tø my H3LL!!!

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ABSOLUTELY NOTHING I’M HEADING TO NIGHTMARE ABYSS to BANG TODAY’S SUCCUBUS!!!
Weather: 18°
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So OF COURSE I WATCH SOME PORN before shutting DOWN DOWN DOWN!!!

Interesting AXE SUCCUBUS awaits me,,, \m/ ❤ 6 ❤ 6 ❤ 6 ❤ \m/

Here’s the Blasphemously SEXY Nici Dee… OUCH!!! X_@

And Capri Anderson is far from being Bad either!!! DROOL!!! 8==o~~





CYA BOZOS!!! \m/

HOLY DROOL KELLY WELLS YUMMY!!!

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You’ll be attacked by Evil, Punk, Demons, GARGOYLES ESPECIALLY, Babes, Ghosts, Tits, Vampires, \M/etal,
Grafiks, My Soul, Naked Chicks, Blood, Gore, Horror, Sixties Muscle Cars, Ships,
Galaxies, DA MOON, Robots, Books, Magazines, My Cat Sweet Lil’ Chick Bug Face, Shitload of Toys, Pop, \M/etal Muzak, Mooore Naked Babes,
Stuff AND +++ MORE +++ PUNK FUCKING ROCK… Run away while you still can… Or…

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Welcøme Tø my H3LL!!!

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I listen to: Magoth – Cleansing Of The Ancient Spirits \m/
I read: Folle – Nelly Arcan
I watch: I Know You’re In There 2017
I play: Need For Speed Carbon TOP!!!
Food: Vermicelli Pasta Broccoli Shrimps
Weather: 16°

Moon: 61%

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A Cum Exploded like a Nuclear Bomb Blast all over my Keyboard!!! 😛

Trampoline LOTSA Girl Mastubating while Kelly Jumps… H3LL YAY!!!

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FUCK YOU BASTARDS!!! LOL 😀

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I’D FUCK BABY FACE NON STOP!!!

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Grafiks, My Soul, Naked Chicks, Blood, Gore, Horror, Sixties Muscle Cars, Ships,
Galaxies, DA MOON, Robots, Books, Magazines, My Cat Sweet Lil’ Chick Bug Face, Shitload of Toys, Pop, \M/etal Muzak, Mooore Naked Babes,
Stuff AND +++ MORE +++ PUNK FUCKING ROCK… Run away while you still can… Or…

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I listen to: L7 – This Ain’t Pleasure
I read: Folle – Nelly Arcan
I watch: Baby Face 2 1986
I play: Need For Speed Carbon TOP!!!
Food: BBQ Chicken
Weather: 18°C

Moon: 41%

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BABY FACE 2 1986

Classic 1986 Erotic Porn with LUXURIOUS BABES!!!
ESPECIALLY Taija Rae!!!

Definitely a Boner/Drool and Cum inducing MARVEL!!!
Soundtarck is PURE 1980’s GLORY!!!

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Man I fucking LOOOVE Cult Classic XXX Flicks!!! 😀 ❤ ❤ ❤

So…


YOU

LOL 😛

HOLY FUCK THE DARK TOWER 2017!!! \m/

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Grafiks, My Soul, Naked Chicks, Blood, Gore, Horror, Sixties Muscle Cars, Ships,
Galaxies, DA MOON, Robots, Books, Magazines, My Cat Sweet Lil’ Chick Bug Face, Shitload of Toys, Pop, \M/etal Muzak, Mooore Naked Babes,
Stuff AND +++ MORE +++ PUNK FUCKING ROCK… Run away while you still can… Or…

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I listen to: 7 Seconds – Not Just Boy’s Fun
I read: Tuniques Bleues – Dent Pour Dent #56: http://www.bedetheque.com/BD-Tuniques-Bleues-Tome-56-Dent-pour-dent-170117.html
I watch: Naked Nuns With Big Guns 2010
I play: Need For Speed Carbon TOP!!!
Food: BBQ Chicken
Weather: 14°C

Moon: 4% Full
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Well man, Sir Stephen King part of the Horror Writers KINGS [Pun Intended] along with Sir Poe and the TOP H.P. Lovecraft.

Lovely Story, BRILLIANT Acting, PHENOMENAL Special Effects and Massively GREAT Photography…

Hop in, we’re going for a Ride in H3LL!!! >:D=

The last Gunslinger, Roland Deschain, has been locked in an eternal battle with Walter O’Dim, also known as the Man in Black, determined to prevent him from toppling the Dark Tower, which holds the universe together. With the fate of the worlds at stake, good and evil will collide in the ultimate battle as only Roland can defend the Tower from the Man in Black

Director: Nikolaj Arcel Dude’s behind Millenium so you KNOW you’re in for a RIOT!!! 😀
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Matthew McConaughey … Walter
Idris Elba … Roland
Tom Taylor … Jake
Dennis Haysbert … Steven
Ben Gavin … Soldier
Claudia Kim … Arra
Jackie Earle Haley … Sayre
Fran Kranz … Pimli
Abbey Lee … Tirana
Katheryn Winnick … Laurie

Intro was pretty nice. Poor Kid’s got Nightmares and not even his Mom believes him when he says he can see Evil Demons…

SCREW THEM!!! 😦

Hahaha LOVE this Acid Jack poster!!!

Kid’s a FUCKING TALENTED Drawer!!! O_o

Damn they ANNOY ME!!! Luckily Jake’s gonna escape…

“I do not Kill with my Gun, I KILL WITH MY HEART!!!”

The words said the MOST OFTEN in it…
Hello Sir Roland, please to meet you!!! 🙂

Mother’s love right there. He still gonna get the Fuck away from that Cute but BITCH Lady… Well yeah she doesn’t believe him and when you don’t believe someone, trust isn’t there. WTF HE’S YOUR BABY DAMNIT!!! :O

Bastard Demon thinks he’s gonna get him but he’s OH SO DAMN WROOONG!!!

“ALL HAIL THE CRIMSON KING” DAMN RIGHT!!! >:D=

Well, shit starts early for Edris Damnit, MUST HURT AS H3LL!!! X_X

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Like he drew previously…

WELCOME TO FUCKING H3LL Buddy!!! Fasten Your Seat Belts TIGHTLY!!! 😀

Well that’s an interesting place. O_o

“You draw with a good hand.”

They know Roland, I told them already. LOL

“It’s Darkness EVERYWHERE!!!’

“One got out!!!” Yeah and HE’S BADASS!!! YAY!!!

“Who’s the strongest one???”
“That’d be me. I’m Aura.”

Pleased to meet you Girl!!! ❤

MONSTEROUS SHOT HOLY WOAH SHIT!!! X_@

UH OH the Shadows are here!!!

Walter is EVIL!!! Everybody does what he says with telepathy… \m/

“Show me!!!”

Looks like Warhol came over!!! LOL
BEAUTIFUL!!!

Aura is pretty damn COOL!!! I love that she’s a Medium and can read Jake’s Mind… 🙂

Hello little Goat. Watchout and YELL!!!

OH WOOOW HELLO FUCKING YUMMY Abby Rose!!! Beautiful eyes you have but WHY THE FUCK are you on Walter’s side BITCH TELL ME WHY??? ❤ ❤ ❤

Well Jake and her like each other it seems!!! Hehehe 😛

SCREEEEEEAAAAAAMMM!!! Trouble has come… BRAVO!!!

WOOHOO MAD LOOKING DEMON!!! :O

Flashback in his Mind number one after the beginning’s ones..
GET DOWN TOWER, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN!!!

Roland knows how to Shoot very efficiently.
Even his reloading is FAAAAAAAST!!! 😀

FUCK THAT IS A WEIRD BUT INSANELY COOL LOOKING SNAP!!! :O

The Body Count in this is HUUUUUUGE!!! Sweet!!! LOL 😀

Dude’s got a GREAT AIM!!!


What a CRAZY TEAM is behind this ASSHOLE!!! They ALL ROCK!!! \m/


Fuck Walter’s gone on a KILLING SPREE!!!

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HER YOUR PSYCHOPATH NOOOOOO!!! 😦 O_o 😦
One of the two VERY HOOOT Chicks of the Film is Down and I’M INSANELY PISSED!!! Grumble…

Hello Sir Racoon. I see your a TV Star. Sweet!!!
“Animals still talk???”
“What do you mean???”

“I’m Stronger than most…” OH H3LL YEAH!!! Nobody can doubt it!!! 😀

“I’m Stronger than most…” OH H3LL YEAH!!! Nobody can doubt it!!! 😀

“What is this???”
“It’s Sugar.” BWAHAHAHA!!! 😀 😀 😀

“SO MANY PEOPLE!!!” Well yeah quite different from where you’re from right??? 🙂

“Those Painkillers are working!!!”
“Yeah we have good stuff.”

INfuckingDEED!!! LOL

“We should NEVER use the Portal again we said…
Bastard doesn’t care at ALL!!! X_X

Matrix reference number one. Looks like Zyon!!! O_o

MAD CITY SHOT!!!

“You couldn’t even save him!!!”

“Only Destination…”

Fucking Roland can definitely SHOOT!!!
Not called a Gunslinger for nothing. 😉

“Ooohhh you’re the FULL PACKAGE!!!” DAMN YES HE IS!!! 🙂

Matrix number two…

Matrix number 3.
He skips Bullets like Neo. YAY!!!

“I KILL WITH MY HEART!!!”

Mom got Killed.
One more added to the ENORMUS Body Count!!! :O :O :O

Telepathy OWNS!!! He spotted the Portal!!! WOOHOO!!!

THIS IS THE END my only Friend THE END… 😀

MOST IMPORTANT member of the Body Count is DOWN!!! That’s for killing that Cutie BASTARD!!!

“What’s that???”
“Hot Dog.”
“SAVAGES” ROTFLMFAO!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

PERFECT FUNNY ENDING!!!

Hot Dog

“GUNSLINGER…” RIGHT ONE MOTHERFUCKERS DAMN RIGHT ON!!!

Last Shot Fade to Black and Credits…
Notice that Light in the Window over the Door. They’re gone to another place…

FUCKING PHENOMENAL!!! Bravo everybody. You gave us a TERRIFIC and TOTALLY HALLUCINATING MATERIAL OF A DAMN KILLER FILM!!! TH@NX!!! \m/

Orson

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