THE WASHING MACHINE 1993 Review attempt… LOL

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You’ll be attacked by Evil, Punk, Demons, GARGOYLES ESPECIALLY, Babes, Ghosts, Tits, Vampires, \M/etal,
Grafiks, My Soul, Naked Chicks, Blood, Gore, Horror, Sixties Muscle Cars, Ships,
Galaxies, DA MOON, Robots, Books, Magazines, My Cat Sweet Lil’ Chick Bug Face, Shitload of Toys, Pop, \M/etal Muzak, Mooore Naked Babes,
Stuff AND +++ MORE +++ PUNK FUCKING ROCK… Run away while you still can… Or…

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Welcøme Tø my H3LL!!!

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I listen to: L7 – Shit List: https://youtu.be/sCiAYmhJJ70
I read: The Juliette Society by QUEEN OF PORN Sasha Grey: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17819467-the-juliette-society
I watch: THE WASHING MACHINE 1993
I play: DOOM 3: http://www.gamespot.com/doom-3/
Food: BIG FUCKING MAC!!!
Moon: 95% Full

Temperature: 17 Celcius

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Well well well… Ruggero Deodado knows how to build a WONDERFUL very SINISTER film like he did but differently in Cannibal Holocaust 1980…

“A police detective investigates the murder of a man found dismembered in a washing machine and is drawn into a web of deceit and murder by the dead man’s lover, Vida, and her two sisters, Sissy and Ludmilla. – IMDb

That Washing Machine has SPECTACULAR Shooting, Cutting, Acting and BOY OH BOY THAT STORY!!! O_o

Killer Cast that KILL IT ALL!!!

Philippe Caroit … Inspector Alexander Stacev
Ilaria Borrelli … Maria ‘Sissy’ Kolba
Katarzyna Figura Vida Kolba (as Kashia Figura)
Barbara Ricci … Ludmilla Kolba
Laurence Regnier Nikolai
László Borbély … Music Teacher
Claudia Pozzi … Irina
Yorgo Voyagis … Yuri Petkov

Starts out pretty Damn MAD right the few first minutes…

Vida gets Banged in the Fridge while Ludmilla watches and right after finds a Corpse in the Washing Machine. Damn nice introduction THANK YOU Ruggero!!! 😀


Love the Cat Babe… ❤

SPLENDID Windows shot!!! Visually it’s a WONDER!!!

Cop in a Strppers Club with Big Boobs Girl around??? I FUCKING APPROVE!!! LOL

And WOW Katarzyna’s got an IMPRESSIVE PAIR WOOHOO!!! (+)(+)

OHHH THE SOUNDTRACK ROCKS!!! Nice to see them play in an Orchestra!!!

H3LL YEAH FIRST NAKED BOOBS!!! WOAH!!! DROOL happens!!! HAHAHA 😛


“Vida, Vida???”
She cuffs him and declares:
“It’s getting Hot here…”
Damn RIGHT SHE IS!!! LOL

That scene is so fucking GORGEOUS!!! Lightning and shooting is PERFECT!!! Love the music too!!!

And OF COURSE she burns herself!!! Hahahaha 😀

“You Drunk or what???”
Damn right she is!!!
Love the transition to this part. Beautiful City shots… Girl in the train was weird though.
Was SCREAMING!!! O_o

HOLY FUCK THE WONDER BOOTY!!! ❤ ❤ ❤

I’m enjoying the HOTNESS of the Babes in this. ALL BOMBAS they are!!! YAY Deodado YESSS YAYYY!!! 😛

“NO DON’T OPEN IT!!!”
“Not all washing machines have Corpses in them…”

True but this one’s got Red Panties!!!
Wonder where they came from. And a Busted Cop, ONE!!! LOL

Ahhh miss those old phones!!! Crazy great scene WOOOOOOW!!! O_o

Damn FUCKING CRAZY H3LL!!! GORGEOUS!!!

MENTAL!!! @_@

“Maria, Maria, Maria???”

SHUT THE FUCK UP OLD BITCH!!! 😦

“What were you doing in there???”
“Getting quite an education…” LOL Fucking RIGHT!!! 😀

DAMN ÜBER CREEPY SHOT WOAH!!!

Thing got FUCKING MAD!!! @_X

More Big Boobs Stripping and Fucking… WINNER!!! 😀



What a cool way to die… Electrocuted while Banging a HOTTIE!!! I wanna DIE THAT WAY PLEASE!!! RWAHAHAHAHAAAWWWRRR!!! 😀

ENDING IS #GORE AS FUCK!!! Welcome back Cannibal Holocaust that was absent all the flick!!!


“This is my favorite hiding place…”

Can I hide there with you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! Hahahaha

OH SWEET SHE STRIPS TOO!!! YESSSSSS!!! 😛

“Well he was already Dead, wasn’t him???”


AND ROLL ON CREDITS!!!

Damn man what a GLORIOUS COOL VERY ENJOYABLE BLAST THAT WAS!!!

I love everything especially the shots misic and actors. A DEFINITE MUST SEE!!!

I give it a good 666.666.666/10…

DAMN THOSE BOOBS WOOHOO!!! LOL 😀

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