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You’ll be attacked by Evil, Punk, Demons, GARGOYLES ESPECIALLY, Babes, Ghosts,
Tits, Vampires, \M/etal,
Grafiks, My Soul, Naked Chicks, Blood, Gore, Horror, Sixties Muscle Cars, Ships,
Galaxies, DA MOON, Robots, Books, Magazines, My Cat Sweet Lil’ Chick Bug Face,
Shitload of Toys, Pop, \M/etal Muzak, Mooore Naked Babes,
Stuff AND +++ MORE +++ PUNK FUCKING ROCK… Run away while you still can…
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Welcøme Tø my H3LL!!!
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I listen to:
I read: THE FUCKING KICK ASS RING!!! Samara MY LOOOOOOVE!!! >3 >3 >3
I watch: I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN H3LL 2009 MWAHAHAHA DAMN RIGHT FRENZY FUCKING HILRARIOUS!!!
I play: Neverwinter Nights
Food: BBQ Chicken
Weather: 13°
Moon: 86%
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Yes I’ll tell you WHY THE FUCK in the following lines…
First started whe my Bro and myself discovered Dad’s BADLY hidden Playboy Magazines. I was 9 years old Patrice 6. We stole 2 of them to hide in our Cabin in the Trees and were taking our turns to go Jerk Off in there… LOL
Cum blasting #1.
Was getting up late @ Night to watch those Grain a few image intercutted with Coloful Snow Storms #Erotic Flicks on #TV…
Cum Shot #2.
Then Teenage came aboard and the Classics from the 70s came slapping [well SPANKING rather :D] me and my Buddies. Each year we did a Xmas and New Years Eve PARTY with walls of Beer cases, Metal & Punk BLASTING LOUD and XXX playing on TV…
Cum Explosion #3
I enjoyed my 4 years in Europe. BEST EXPERIENCE OF MY DAMN MAD MENTAL LIFE WAS THE FUCKING AMSTERDAMNED RED LIGHT DISTRICT OOOHHH H3LL YEAH!!! I spent BILLIONS on those whores, was going every w33dkend the 8 months I was there so it’s a NASTY Total of 30 times. I BANGED THE H3LL outta those LUSCIOUS BEAUTIES!!! 😀
Cum Bliss #4
Came back here in 1997 and Consumed Internet Porn ÜBER OFTEN… In 2014 my Life was COMPLETE!!! I discovered the GLORIOUS MARVE THAT Pornhub is!!! Nirvana EVERYDAY for alsmost 4 years STRAIGHT!!! YAY!!! 😀
AN INSANE BUNCH OF CUM SHOTS well exactly 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 AKA π. YES THIS SITE IS FUCKING PROVIDENCE for a Damn Jerk Off SEX ADDICT like I am!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! 😀 😀 😀
Man I ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ this Spot Online… 😉
I'm LUCKY I don't Work because my CHROME History is SCARY!!! ROTFLMFAO!!! 😛
Let’s watch my WHOLE TIMES FAVORITES!!! 😉
My ALL TIMES FAVORITE PORN FILM IS THIS!!! Olivia Saint = DROOL AS FUCK CUM LIKE H3LL BLISS WAY OUTTA HERE!!!
Piper Perri playing Harley Quinn??? DAMN RIGHT BABY!!! Love this Teen Blonde like a FOOL!!! 😀
THE QUEEN OF PORN Sasha Grey is. LUXURE PURE JUICY LUXURE Bitch is!!!
Man Misty Dawn is my TOP Suicide Girls!!! This one’s a RIOT!!!
Charlie Laine and her Buddies Jerk the Fuxk Of at the pool. Pure Heart Attack Material!!! X_X ❤ ❤ ❤ X_X
Nici Dee DAMN OHHH Nici Dee!!! ❤ ❤ ❤
She reminds me of Vanessa Hudgens.
They say DON’T FUCK IN THE WOODS I totally DISAGREE!!! LOL
AND THIS IS A DOOR TO A BLACK HOLE LITTERALLY!!! OLIVIA SAINT MAN FTW!!!:D
THAT’S SOME CRAZY HARCORE SHIT!!! BONDAGE FTW YAAAWWWRRR!!! ❤ ❤ ❤
And I'll close this Shit with a few picts…
So if it’s an Addiction I’M IN A FUCKING MAD LOAD OF TROUBLE!!! LOL 😀 😀 😀
Till Next Fuck, CYA AND PUFF PUFF PASS & CHEERS BITCHES!!!
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